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Gary vs. The Bruiser By Dave Carnie

Gary and his new friend Chavo Bruiser (I call him Chavo, while Tania calls him Bruiser) were just hanging out in the front yard. Chillin’.

Chavo, naturally, was very interested in meeting me and Tania, Gary’s parents.

Gary, however, wasn’t cool with Chavo getting all friendly with his parents, so he stuck his tongue out and slapped Chavo like a little bitch.